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A white Christmas. #27. A man and a woman were having sex in the middle of the forest at night. At the end of a 10-minute romping session, the man got up and said, 'dang, I wish I carried a flashlight.'. The woman replied, 'Yeah, me too coz you've been banging grass for the past 10 minutes.'. #28.
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Hilarious Jokes for Adults. Here come the longer funny adult jokes! Be careful, with them: Three guys go on a ski trip together. When they get to the ski lodge there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right side of the bed wakes up and says, "Wow, I had this mad dream I was getting a.
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He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger." 8) My girlfriend thought I'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had me pegged from the start. 9) The stork is the bird that.
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Apparently, the act of sex can help you burn the same amount of calories as running eight miles, the wife read. The husband wondered how it could run eight miles in merely 30 seconds on earth. The wife kept screaming, "Give it to me! I've become so wet. Give it to me right now!" but the husband refused to give his umbrella.
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Where you stick the cucumber. A family's driving behind a garbage truck when a dildo flies out and thumps against the windshield. Embarrassed, and trying to spare her young son's innocence, the mother turns around and says, "Don't worry, dear. That was just an insect." "Wow," the boy replies.
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20. View more comments. #25. A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue." Report.
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The little girl replies, "Because mommy, everytime you leave in the morning, the lady next door comes over and blows it back up.". Vote: share joke. Joke has 85.31 % from 4056 votes. More jokes about: dirty, sex. The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if the priest would hear his confession.
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Bob rings the doorbell at the house of his friend Marc. Marc's hot wife, Michelle, opens the door, with nothing but a bathrobe on, and tells Bob that Marc is still in the shower. Bob looks at her, thinks long and hard and finally says: "If I give you $200, will you drop your bathrobe? Shocked, Michelle responds "No!".
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astghik. @astghik. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?". The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit.
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69 Seriously Dirty Jokes and Memes (That Will Make You Cover Your Eyes) by Eric Russell. - 23 Mar 2022. Sense of Humor. Not every joke needs to be family-friendly or G-rated. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults.
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Dirty one liners. Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole. One liner tags: dirty, life. 79.91 % / 3506 votes. A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!" One liner tags: communication, dirty, men.
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The first, Louie, starts off "I getting sick of all the boobs I deal with in my job". Reggie chimes in "With me, it's the dicks I work with. It's non-stop". Then Amy decides to throw down. "Every day it's the same thing. One asshole after another from sunup to sundown".
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There is a cucumber, a pickle, and a p*nis. They are complaining about their lives. The cucumber says, "My life sucks. I'm put in salads, and to top it off, they put ranch on me as well. My life sucks.". The pickle says, "That's nothing compared to my life. I'm put in vinegar and stored away. Boy my life boring. I hate life.".
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28. My manhood is only six inches, but it smells like a foot. โ-. 29. A man and his family are staying at a hotel. The man asks the employee at the front desk if the adult channels are disabled. No, it's just regular p*rn, you sick f*ck. โ-. 30.